Invaders in training can select from the courses below to help sharpen their skills, learn to better exploit humans' weaknesses, and even use humans to prepare tasty and nutritious food for themselves and their comrades.

Phone Bank-- Select --

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Campaign Walk-- Select --

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How To Cook HumansCookery / Earth Surface

Learn to prepare humans!

In this three-day class, you will be introduced to the basic techniques used in preparing humans for consumption. Frying, sauteing, and broiling will be covered. We emphasize a snout-to-tonail model, making use of every part of the human.

After the invasion, Martians skilled in Earthling cuisine will be in great demand. Get your certification now!

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Earth Surface

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Students must bring their own set of knives. Cooking equipment and basic ingredients will be supplied, but students may bring their own ingredients if they choose.
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Hiring Hall-- Select --

During the hiring hall, we will induct new members into the Martian Invaders Local 51.

Long live the Martian Overlord! Death to all Earthlings!

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Ray Gun Care and MaintenanceViolence / Mars Orbit, Earth Surface, Earth Orbit

Students in this class will learn to properly care for an maintain their ray guns. Topics include:

  • How to clean a ray gun
  • Proper ray gun storage
  • Charging your ray gun
  • Safety measures to be taken around ray guns
  • Correct use of the self-destruct button

Required materials: All students must bring their government-issued ray gun to every class. Ray Guns must be stored uncharged and disassembled.

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Mars Orbit / Earth Surface / Earth Orbit

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All students must bring a certified ray gun maintenance kit.
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Bullpen-- Select --

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Remember that registrations must be received prior to the commencement of the invasion. All certifications must be signed by your professor and must bear the seal of a designated representative of the Supreme Martian Overlord (may they rule for a thousand lifetimes).